After a week of the most of the most normal of normal runs Gieron came out on top as the biggest of the big dogs.[www.twitch.tv]


Hello. To those who complain about challenges I'm sorry, but this has to happen. During a Sharp Teeth “fix” Vlambeer made some life choices. Choices I can only assume were courtesy of Jack and whatever “coffee” JW was drinking. I would call this a troll if it was not the best thing ever. What is game development anyway?

The person who posts the furthest most single player recording of a Nuclear Throne run while playing as the Biggest Dog before April 4th, 2015 will receive a game via steam (note the rules below).

Run Specific Rules:

• Players must select Big Dog.
  
• Default weapons required.
  
• No mutation requirement.
  
• Crowns cannot be selected.
  
• Victory is based on distance.

Save Edits: The guide on Steam for save edits is very helpful.
Recording Rules: The run must be done with update 66.April. After the run ends please leave the death screen up for at least 5 seconds so the distance can be confirmed; the distance of the run will be determined by the death screen assuming it appears accurate and will determine who wins. The run must be done on a version of the game that all Nuclear Throne players have access to. The video must also be view able in the U.S. so that the run can be confirmed; strongly suggest Youtube or Twitch. The videos must be embedded in responses to this post or have a direct link to the video in the response to this post. Do not put any visual or time related edits, aka cuts, into the video during the duration of the run. Audio edits and voice overs are fine. If you pause or go afk during the run just leave it in the video.
Win Rules: Players can post as many runs as they want as submissions as long as there is no obvious spam; players are also encouraged to post their best runs even if they do not win. If there is a tie I will give the win to the earliest unedited response to this post; it will be based on when the response is made through Steam and not when the video is made. If the post is edited after I have seen the video in an unedited post then it will still be accepted. Previous challenge winners can still win this challenge. Members of the Nuclear Throne Dev Team and people associated with the Dev Team can win the challenge. Whoever wins will have to accept their game through steam by using the friend system. This means Solid will friend the winner to pass over the gift, no you are not required to keep Solid on the friends list after the exchange. Winners may take their games and pass them on to other people. The player who does the best in the challenge will be offered a game of Solid's choice. Yes, games other than Nuclear Throne will be the reward although do not expect anything too new or expensive.
Additional Win Rules: There can only be one Biggest Dog.
Dates: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end time for responses to this post will be at 11:59 pm on Friday, April 3rd, 2015 (right before it becomes April 4th, 2015 ) based on the GMT time zone. However Solid is a stupid American and MAY accept runs that are posted shortly after the posted time. Solid should claim the victor and try to contact them around April 4th, 2015 .

Gieron; L0:7_3
http://www.twitch.tv/gieron666/c/6452382

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