If you've been on the internet, or even around the female population for long enough, you'll soon discover the well known Attention ♥♥♥♥♥.

Studies are still being conducted, however, it is currently believed that Attention ♥♥♥♥♥ traits are mostly developed during pre-teen stages of development. One female will find that insinuating things of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nature, or treating the world with lustful regard, gives her more attention than she rightfully deserves, which is none at all.

When she can't accomplish this in the real world, she will then turn to the internet. Why you ask? It's quite simple. For every desperate man in the real world, there's 20 more online. For every fat chick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the real world, there's like, at least 40 online, and I did that in my head.

Anyway, Attention ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet are usually fat. Even if they don't appear fat, all girls are fat on the inside. Be sure to remind them frequently of how fat they are. Eventually they will agree, (for how can they argue against such flawless logic?)

Number one rule of attention ♥♥♥♥♥♥, never give them attention. If you give them the attention they request, then you are thereby insinuating, even if it's implicit in nature, that you are of lower standing, and will pine your life away, for a couple of keystrokes from some cake fingered fat fatty. If you like having some fat girl talk about how much ♥♥♥♥ she likes to ♥♥♥♥, any ♥♥♥♥ that couldn't escape her chubby grasp and whale of a mouth with intake not unlike that of a vaccum cleaner, you're welcome to it.

If you want to be a real man, and not such a ♥♥♥, the only attention you should offer them is enough to remind them of their flaws, which I guarantee are of a great magnitude, just like their sand dune of a body.

Let's review:

1. Never give an attention ♥♥♥♥♥ attention.

2.a. Unless you're calling them fat, which they are.

2. If you do, you're a ♥♥♥♥, and are thereby worse than an attention ♥♥♥♥♥. Which is equivalent to being a male between 14 and 85.

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