For those that have been blessed.

Religion (Not a cult), founded in the early days of The Wioncz Era, to worship the one that has blessed us all with his presence. Originating in East Polandia, the cause began as a way for Father Wionczek to contribute, give to the community and serve those less fortunate than himself. In his later days he discovered Counter Strike Global Offensive and used it as a mean to reach out and find disciples for his cause. The cause later strengthened as he found his 2 main disciples: Rookie and Geppetto. They would later go on and create the religion for others to discover the power of Father Wionczek. To many, Rookie and Geppetto are considered prophets to the religion.

We obide by his rules which are as stated:
1.Must send monthly contributions to the savior ($9.99)
2.Must not kill unless ordered to
3.Must not steal
4.Must practice polyamory. Or optionally polygamy
5.To enter the religion you must provide nude photographs to prove ones purity.
6.Must attend all gatherings during the Wioncz season.
7.Must eat and drink like a true Wionczerian
8.During the Wioncz season you must only consume pork, beer, and vodka.
The rest of Wionczek's edict has been lost and stolen over time.
We are constantly on a search for the true teachings of Father Wionczek.

We are dedicated to serve him and show our appreciation for all that he has done to protect us from The Hamli Regime.
Don't be afraid to change your life now and begin your journey. There is no judgement towards the past, only towards your future. YOU decide your future.