For the girls

giwws *bwuwshes* that w-want t-to become úwú uwwuw mastews and spwead the x3 awt *sweats* of becoming the x3 best *stawts twewking* e kitten that meows. kittens that achieve a mighty woaw wiww eventuwawwy become úwú kitten g-gods and guwawd the x3 kitten diety. onwy then wiww the x3 kitten d-diety wiww wuwwe the x3 suwpweme wand of vast e ♥♥♥. the x3 e boys wiww finyawwy faiw t-to conquwew the x3 wowwd whiwst ;;w;; we *notices buwwdge* e kittens vawnyish the x3 wand and take uwvw the x3 e boy infested wand. in d-d-doing so the x3 uwnyivewse wiww be cweaw fwom icky swimy and disguwsting e boys. death wiww be waised uwpon the x3 uwnyexpected e-eboys wiving in theiw stowen fuwwnyituwwe happinyess and food. theiw cuwwtuwwe disguwsts me even owo typing this. onye day we *notices buwwdge* wiww wuwn the x3 wowwd wike *scweams* it's suwpposed *scweams* t-to be wuwn, with e-ekittens.