We are the new, official, rebooted, and steam verified ANPRIM MONKEYS!

I as the proud owner of Anprim Monkeys 2.0 (also known as Anchimp 2.0) would like to congratulate our teammates (Anchimp 2.0 Cube and Anchimp 2.0 Tamer) on their historical win tonight. In a broken fang premier match, The two went against rival Anchimp group member Mitochondria, who has now changed his name to hentai enthusiast. It was a very close battle but at the end as expected, Mitochondria bit the dust and got ♥♥♥♥ on by ANCHIMP 2.0!!!!! Officially crowning the new and improved, steam verified, ANPRIM 2.0 MONKEYS AS THE BEST GROUP TO EVER EXIST!!!