Shrek is love, Shrek is life

I am the oger lord Shrek. I love Oions and Shrex. Shrek your self before you Rek your self laddy. 420 Shrekit laddy. Bring me your layers and love shrek. Faquad is a ♥♥♥♥♥.

my highschool shrek experience
>many days people bully me
>they jelly of my shrek devotion
>people bully me for having a donkey and an ogre for parents
>shrek is love i said.
>people would spank me and call me a drek
>i get angry and go into maximum ogredrive
>they knew it was all ogre now..
>the teacher would get nude and watch as i brought out my giant shrock and pounded the classmates.
>donkey walks in and says
>"everybody likes cakes"
>donkey shat a cake
>i forced the cake down the teachers throat
>once he swallowed he became an ogre
>everyone ate some cake
>everyone became brogres and ogirls
>the ogirls whipped out their onions
>the brogres whipped out their shrocks
>we took over the school
>created a swamp
>used the cakes to take over the world
>nobody laughed or bullied me anymore
>once the world was a swamp, i had a mutant ogirl with donkey
>he shat another cake for our daughter.
>our daughter lost her onions and grew a shrock
>donkey screamed and i woke up
>it was all a dream
>shrek said to me "are you all right my brogre love?"
>this got me horny and i banged his shrock
>shrek is love shrek is life