HEY GUYS!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time no sea! ITS ME. its not a joke.... its not a prank.... its not le trolling leoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BET YOU GUS wondering where i have been thsi whole time.....
sadlly :( its nothing 2 special....

il tell you a styory!!!! gather round boys and girls and they/thems too (everryone is eclome in silky escrots) and ill light a campfire

pictur this!!!!! me. just a silly lil goofy guy. i was talking my morning strole that i do every morning when ALL OF sudden 7 POLICE CARDS AND A HELICOPTER COME OUT OF NOOOOWHERE!!!! and haras me on the street. the ypolice mans get out of their car and THEY ARREST MEEEE!!!! for no reason... just like how i get bannd on csounter go every time i play the game...

they took me to jail ND SAID I WAS A DANGER TO MYSEF AND TO SOCIETY???? THIS IS OTURAGEUS!!!! i am neether of those (trust me guys )
so they decided to lock me up uin a padded cell and put me in a straight jaket (they didnt need tod o that im not a ♥♥♥♥♥*xual) and tahts where ive been this entyre time... locked in a cell... in a psych ward....

BUT ITS OKAY NOW!!!! they put me on thise special medication to "make me a safer indivudal" (lucky for me tehy dont realise i am not an invivdual and i work with more than ome person in my head)

CATCH YOU SLATER GUYS!!!!!!11

lots of love
not chinese psycho leon anymore...

BIG NEWS GUYS EVERYONES FAVOURITE MKDERAROR IS NOW OLDER (he's 13 now (uh oh its the terrible teens look out!!!)) this is a very special occasion because it is the first birthday he has spent outside of chinese captivity (I hope!!!)

he was last reported to be living in the woods in Finland (I didn't think it was real either but yeah) so I am issuing mandatory orders for every silky member to buy a plane ticket to Finland and search the woods until he is found so we can wish him a happy birthday

we have many presents for him (like dr pepper and stuff) but I think his greatest gift this year will be the freedom from chinese slave labour camps and if I find out he has been recaptured, I will bawl my eyes out so hard

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONES FAVOJRTIE MODERAROR SILKY NOT TROLLING LEON (there's chinese stuff in his name but who cares)

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys i just had the most awesomest thing ever happen to me i was out skating (thats what we do we skate and were really really good at it) so i was doing that and i hit this halfpipe super mega fast and did a kickflip!!! but i went WAYYYYYYYYY too fast on the ramp and i went into the sky and i found out i can fly!!!! (just like birds and wasps and stuff)

so i got the mega idea of opening the newest division of silky esports which is the flying department because flying is fricking sweet lois(fortnite reference) and also were falling behind on rent so we need lots of money and i think this is the answer to our prayers!!!!

so if anyone else finds out that they can fly you should totally join the team just go here -----------> [fly.volanta.app] or maybe here -------------------->[fly.volanta.app] (if you know how to fly you know what to do)

thats pretty much it for now so please join the team and make us lots of money or i may have to go hog () wild on the next person i see in the street

thank you all for your service

Im not really just super hangry I get drunk on new years as we all do! ( im loookiing at you) and I order pizza and hour and half ago and its not turned up and i swear if I catch buddy munching on my pizza imma get really angry ( they wont like me angry) I may even catch a DUI to give them a piece of my mind this is simply outrageous

HI EVRYBODY! I HOPE EVERYUONE HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!
a lot happened to me over chrimstas, some good and some bad, but long story short IM IN FRICKIN BRISON AGAIN.

now. i hear you guys saying "I WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS STORY WAS" FINE. YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR THTE STORY?

ive bene in hidding from the chinese police and a friend of mine (LAO BA ZHANG!) told me about this "country" that erxists called "finland" (its not a real place, gogle it. its ALL A HOAX!) and ive been living off the grid there. i ahve scalvaged all the parts i needed to makea vechile besides the wheels.... so i decided to take a boat to a HAUNTED MANSION!!!!! where i learned that there were 4 (fore) weels that i neded to make my car drtive.

HWOEEVER! it turens out there was a human lviing there! he frighted me so i punched (srry about violents) him the face and HE DIED!!!!! i had to quickly bury the evidents in the nearby river and i RAN FOR MY LIFE! i ran and ran adn ran and radn until my legs couldnt run anymore and I PASSED OUT FROM DEHYDRATIONg (i ran out of urine to drink >_<)

wWHEN i woke up! i was confronted by the polis who found the body of the man i kileld and i ended up in prison again...

srry to brake the news to you guys. i need help again...

LOTS OF LVOE!
le finnish leon in prison

silky monderator (pending release from prison)
2 time jail man