HELLO THE BEST E-SPORTS TEAM IN THE WORLD/UNIVERSE/GALAXY, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE I ANNOUNCE USG RETURNING TO IT'S HOME WITHIN CS:GO. YOU MUST EXCLUSIVELY CROUCH SHOOT DUEL BERETTAS AS THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD TO DESTROYING THE BOGIES. I'VE BEEN INFORMED THROUGH MY SPY CONTACTS THAT A BOUNTIFUL RESOURCE OF BIG BUSTY BABES EXISTS WITHIN CS:GO AND IS ONLY GROWING IN NUMBERS!!!!!! THIS WILL REQUIRE A MASSIVE USG INVESTIGATION ONTO THESE "BBBs" IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN GAME WITH SOMEONE THAT MIGHT BE A BBB YOU SHOULD INSTANTLY HARASS THEM FOR THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA CONTACTS FOR A FURTHER USG PROBING BY OUR HIGHER MEMBERS. THIS IS TOP SECRET STUFF THAT SHOULD NOT LEAVE THIS GROUP AS IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT IF THE BBBs FIND OUT ABOUT OUR PLANS THEY MIGHT LAUNCH A COUNTER STRIKE :).