NEED PILOT NOW!!!

Map: Heavy Metal
Game: Conquest
Side: Russian
Location: Flag A
Situation: Retaking flag from those capitalist pigs

Subject (the awesome Chris) driving a T-90 battle tank. Another T-90 is helping to take the flag. Flag is retaken, the other tank is immediately destroyed by enemy AH-64 Apache. Subject moves his tank forward to escape further onslaught when he gets a damage indicator from the rear. Turning turret first to see the assailant, subject sees an enemy has taken a Russian T-90 tank that spawns at that location and he has fired at close range. Turning the entire tank to make sure the front armor is facing the enemy, subject fires a round a close range. Enemy fires another round. Subject fires yet another round as damage alarms are blaring. Just before the enemy fires another round, subject bails from the tank as it explodes. Knowing the enemy has to load another round, subject brings out his rocket launcher and fires at the enemy tank at close range, destroying it, and noticing the driver of that tank bailed before destruction. Subject runs forward into the explosive mayhem and knifes the enemy to death.

And all you guys don't take part in incidents like that because you're all losers who make me play the game alone. :-(