A Song of Lies and Ire

Lord Protector and Despot of the Golden Galleys, Patrician Extrodinare His Majesty of Genoa and Servant of the Empire. How may I be of service Gentleman.

Gentlemen, gentlemen - please. We are all scions of nobles and the rightful rulers of thousands upon thousands of Christian souls. Rise above your squabbles and travel to the Dutchy of Austria, there is no problem that can't be solved by good food, strong wine, and earnest dicussion.

The yapping of Luxembourger dogs always amuses me. Swear fealty to me and I promise you a prime spot in my lap.

gonna kick your ♥♥♥♥ in, Klingon

Conrad, Grand Count of Luxembourg, Eternal Rival to the Vile and Ignominious Duke of Lowland Lorraine

Lombardy, King of Britains here!