Hey There :D

The fat 30 year old virgin with their belly sagging over the keyboard. The one whose parents have to hire a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crane just to get you out of bed every morning. The morbidly obese ♥♥♥♥ who lost all his friends because they couldn’t fit in the same room with you due to the massive health and safety risk your ass is. I would suggest joining LTPT, maybe then someone will love your thicc thighs and well rounded personality, but I doubt it, you're so fat not even Jenny Craig could help your cause. Go do the quiz below, it'll distract you from reaching for that bag of cheerios to deal with your depression.

If you said yes to any of the following then you should immediately join the clan you ♥♥♥♥ great person!
Have you ever..
Wondered if a circle is truly round?
Smoked weed?
Got so high you started seeing your ex?
Rode on the back of a dolphin?
Stroked a yeti’s 24 incher?
Got your weiner stuck to a frozen pole?

If you answered yes to any of these you are a perfect fit for LTPT! You may want to seek professional help though.




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