But thigh highs are my demise

Thiccc Anime thighs, a modern day revelation. Some say it is not necessary, others worship it. Not many realize the power of these thighs, they can bring people together in times of need, heal those who physically can’t be healed. The thigh is known to be a strong muscle, and thus can give strength to the people around it in magical new ways everyday.
Of course, thiccc thighs aren’t the only thing in the great anime kingdom. The flat chest squad and just general anime groups are known to be some of the greatest people you’ll meet. However, in those two cases you have something that is very hard to rally around in the real world, thus making it very difficult for it to save the lives of many as thiccc thighs do.
You may have questions, for example how do the thighs save lives? The thighs may not have the power of physical healing, but mental and emotionally they can motivate the broken to get back up again. The thighs are a light for those in need, a reminder of the great things this world has to offer. I see it in myself time and time again. I feel depression or mental frustration, saved by the thiccc anime thighs.