After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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