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13 of 35 (37%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30am

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08pm



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!