Mr. Assclown
Pablo Escobar   Dover, New Jersey, United States
 
 
Well, crap the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fudgin' with me, now would ya?

You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Gabe Owners 2023년 11월 11일 오후 4시 21분 
+rep. [DSD] Assclown is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. p.s. likes being little spoon
Dr. Radiaki 2023년 11월 11일 오전 9시 30분 
I met Assclown on FURY and I thought he was a really good guy. We clicked right off the bat and fragged HARD together. We had a lot of fun and Assclown invited me to his place to LAN. He told me there would be a bunch of people fragging there so I agreed to fly in and play some games with him. When I arrived he told me to set my PC up in his room. I thought it weird to setup a PC in bed but I didn't second guess it. Assclown started nibbling on my ear and rubbing my shoulders. Assclown's friend "Kitty" was hiding in the closet and decided to come out and started jerking Assclown off. I ran out of that room as fast as I could. Do not trust this guy, he will try to make out with you.
galhund 2022년 6월 9일 오전 8시 24분 
Welcome home.
Mr. Assclown 2022년 6월 7일 오후 3시 46분 
im back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dirtbag 2016년 8월 27일 오전 10시 36분 
Where the hell you have been man ? Its been so many days hah ? Where the ♥♥♥♥ is FURY SERVER ? i am like waiting for it still ?f
76561197969425995 2012년 4월 21일 오전 7시 18분 
Best Friend. Gotta talk to you.