Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone.

+rep competitive wife & kids beater

I come from a low frequency environment and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I've ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice-open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife. I attempted to prove to my judge that I'm a responsible father, but we all know I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not! I had my kid's ears pierced at 2 years old and she already knows what RedBull tastes like. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have Mckenzie back - I even wore my nice 8 ball jean jacket to the last court hearing

It is not my fault that they aren't raised well.

-rep Made us lose the round so he could get up and beat his wife and kids

+rep genuine definition of chad, nothing but respect for this guy

+rep realy nice and chill

+rep helps doing achivments

Allah: fortinayt ilababajay
Muhammad: babajay
Allah: babajay ila ekes bokes seres ekes
Muhammad: babajay
Allah: babajay ila balastation faaaaaayv
Muhammad: balastation faayv
Allah: balastation faayv ila logitik
Muhammad: logitik
Allah: logitik ila hyber ekes ekes ekes ekes
Muhammad: hyber ekes ekes ekes ekes
Allah: hyber ekes ekes ekes ekes ila geradvevdododuridi
Muhammad: grandefduodididi

I'm high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the c*m out of a thick fresh oak.

top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm

I don't give a f*ck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.

reach for my neck; you'll get turned into an example

I ball so hard, they thought I was a fu*king nutsack!

we smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles

We smoking dung beatle, I'm on 12 Vicodins smoking on Scooby-Doo d*ck.

they must have amnesia; they forgot that I'm him