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I love this game but I'm not gonna recommend it on the sheer fact the game is full of hackers. I have met some really chill friendly people on it, and I really enjoy the sitting around and fishing since I enjoy fishing mini games in other games, but the security sucks.

You are able to kick regular players but the hackers have bypassed this and made it so you can't even kick them from your lobbies. I know they are just lonely losers wanting attention and I'm sort of giving them that by mentioning them here, but I feel like it needs to be said.

Also apparently its full of 18+ weird furry stuff but I don't join random peoples servers so I've never personally encountered that.

The Good:
-The gameplay.
-Some of the players.

The Bad:
-Hackers that are going unpunished.
-Weirdos.

funger my bunghole

I have been playing Yu-Gi-Oh since I was a wee lad.
Master Duel is not good and Yu-Gi-Oh is not good either.

Was it ever good? Probably not. Garbage game with poor card design and a greedy corporation keeping it garbage without ever intending to improve the game.

I'm not very good at writing reviews, but I figured I might as well write one for one of my favorite games of all time. If you are looking for a great horror game/puzzle platformer (although there aren't too many "puzzles" in the game) Little Nightmares is it. The atmosphere, soundtrack, and level design are all phenomenal. The creators of Little Nightmares clearly put intense effort into making the world creepy. Every part of each level feels well thought out, and the game feels great to play.

The underlying story is also creepy and interesting, although most of it is shown not told. The DLC is also well worth it, adding a bit of a prequel story involving one of the characters that shows up in the main game. I obviously wont say who that is to avoid spoilers. I don't think I have done this game justice in my review, but the main point is, Little Nightmares is an amazing horror game and game in general, that was clearly put together with love. I highly recommend it to anyone, but especially horror fans.

In my opinion one of the best horror games (and games in general) of all time. Great puzzles that aren't too difficult to solve, amazing atmosphere that doesn't rely too much on jump-scares, phenomenal art-style, and an intriguing story that unfolds throughout the games 5 chapters. What makes it even better is that quite a bit of it is based on real history, and in my first time playing/completing it a few years ago, it led me to research Taiwan's history and I learned a lot.

The game basically has two endings, but you can save easily to get both, and the only decisions that affect which ending you get are in the final chapter if I remember correctly.

I'm keeping this review short, but the bottom line is this is an amazing game, and I recommend everyone plays it, horror fan or not.

This game saved my life.

I am 24

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.

Lone Rider is finally playable. Lord have mercy I'm bout to BUST

Kyupita can finally hang out with his boyfriend in this game. I'm so happy for him. <3

Oh and Chris is cool too!

In my opinion Arnelle and Maynie are both great characters, and well worth your money! Maynie starts with +1 Def, but every damage you take gives her a rage token. Every HP she gains takes away one of these tokens. She truly shines with her Hyper which gives you a free rage token and afterwards you gain ATK and EVD equal to your rage counters. You also have to pick a target. If your target reaches 0 HP, your rage mode ends. During rage mode, you also only gain 50% rewards from defeating units other than your target. With her Hyper you can potentially gain immense ATK and EVD, and I have seen myself getting really high up there in ATK with Maynies Rage Mode.

Arnelle is also awesome in my opinion. She can see the top card of the deck at all times while holding her Hyper, she has decent starting stats, and gains +3 to either ATK, DEF or EVD depending on which card is on the top of the deck while using her Hyper in battle. You can easily pick which one you want since you can just wait until it's the stat you want a boost in.

TLDR: Both are great characters and well worth your hard earned cash In my opinion. Great for anyone who wants more unique characters.

I love Lulu and Ellie a lot. They both have great designs and fun playstyles. Ellie is more attack based, as she has a +1 to her base attack, and 0 in the other two combat stats. Her Hyper is a lot of fun when pulled off correctly, you gain ATK, DEF and EVD, based on how many Normas you have completed and what types. You can gain some crazy stats with it, and they last for two chapters.

Lulu is adorable and starts with 0 ATK, +1 DEF, and -1 EVD. The defense helps with survivable, but otherwise pretty average stats. Her Hyper is where the main fun happens with her, giving you a random result of three when used. You either draw five cards, which in my opinion is usually the least helpful of the three), Roll a die and gain the result times 20 in stars, or fully restore your HP and gain a permanent +1 to each stat, this one can only be triggered once per game but is the most useful. An unfortunate but I guess fair part of Lulu is you cannot activate her Hyper unless you are at 2 or less HP. This can be difficult because you have to intentionally hurt yourself but not die.

This DLC also comes with a new campaign with Five chapters, which as per usual give you rewards if beaten on any mode, and if beaten on Extreme mode. You can get a board, a home marker, and a pair of wings that you can cosmetically equip to Ellie!

:-) Two more fun and cute characters added to the roster and more story chapters. Well worth your purchase in my opinion.