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thanksgiving time:clock1:time to gobble :clap: gobble :clap: gobble :clap: on a big ol:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: ♥♥♥♥ :ok_hand::kiss:. back in :one::four::nine::two:, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ :person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand: Christopher Columbus:boy_tone1: and those slutty :bikini::high_heel: pilgrims :person_swimming::person_swimming: had to :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:♥♥♥:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: to America:sailboat::sailboat::sailboat::anchor:after spain expelled all jews from their country :rooster::rooster::rooster:. send this to :one::zero: of your sluttiest pilgrim :corn::corn: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any :sweat_drops: gravy :sweat_drops: this year. Get :five: back and you’re a mashed potato hoe :worried:. get :one::zero: back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut :kissing_cat::kissing_cat:. Happy ♥♥♥♥ :rooster: gobbling :lips: thursday

Coolest dude of all time. Savant, legend, well-endowed womanizer, wizard. A pleasure to be around and always fun to watch him pop off in-game. From insane spray control to jumping mac10 one taps -- this guy delivers.

I have had the unfortunate experience of once seeing this person pick a booger from their nose in 3rd grade. When I saw this ungodly red and green booger on his finger, I thought, "Surely he will put it in a tissue or something right?" No. I watched in sheer horror as he examined the giant bloody monstrosity and then slowly brought his booger finger up to his mouth and placed it upon his tongue. He then closed his mouth and started chewing. I thought to myself, "This can't get any worse". I was wrong. As he gulped, swallowing the horrible mucus concoction he had made, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smiled. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smiled.