so i have this dog. He could do everything for me, he could cook my breakfast, my lunch, and my dinner! He could even do my laundry, but one day he went and died on me. So I had to go to the pet shop to buy a new dog that was just as good as him or maybe even better. So i drove like 30 minutes to the pet shop and walked on in and asked the guy on duty. "Hey do you have any dogs that can like do everything for me like clean my dishes, and wash my dirty clothes?" He responded "No we don't have any dogs, but we do have another animal that can do all that stuff." So I said "okay what kind of animal is it?" He in a matter of a second responded "its a centipede." Dumbfounded i replied "how is a centipede gonna do anything that dog could do for me?"He went on to explain that the centipede was extremely well trained so I decided to buy him. After purchasing him i drove the 30 minutes back home with my new buggy friend. When we stepped back inside I told the centipede "ok i'm gonna get in the shower."I want you to go pick up my dry cleaning before i get out of the shower."I was in the shower for a good 30 minutes, and when i got out and stepped into the hallway i saw the centipede still on the steps, so i walked up to him and asked what is he still doing here? He replied "i'm still putting on my shoes!