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Oh ♥♥♥♥, the Grinch is so hot. I want his big green hairy ♥♥♥♥, 😉 hes definitely been a mean one this year UwU. 😠 I dream about the Grinch crawling through my window and stealing all of the gifts, but i wake up and confront him naked, he will pin me against the wall asking, "do you want this bad banana? With a greasy black peel?' (Hes uncircumcised) i would gladly accept and he would ♥♥♥♥ me all night. How can you resist his big bulging ♥♥♥♥? Good god i bet he has a 39 and a half inch pole... He could suck my jingle balls while he fingers my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to ♥♥♥♥ the Grinch. I NEED THE GRINCH.
I am still shaking from a few minutes ago, rhis is what happened: I went to go do my normal jerk off routine this arvo and everything is going welll, not great, not good, but as expected . So when i jerk off i hsve some paper towel scraps that I geyser into, sometimes for multiple uses. I prefer paper towel because it is sort of a cross between a sock and toilet paper. Not too weak but not too strong and you can recycle it which i assume is good for the earth. So, i grab my used papertowel square and I infold it from the crusty clump it was, and I geyser straight into it without ever looking and guess what i guess a little jumping spider snuck into it and made a little ♥♥♥ cave house. I geysered right all over the poor bugger and Im sure it just ruined his whole day, i tried wiping the ♥♥♥ off it but it wouldnt stop jumping around so ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i tried to save you and you wouldnt let me.