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This game needs more hotbar slots so I can pick an item 1-0.

Terraria is not a rip-off of Minecraft. Terraria is more of an adventure/survival game whilst Minecraft is more technical and sandbox-like. Terraria has a vast pool of items and bosses while Minecraft has command blocks and 3D elements suited for building, as well as command blocks.
It's fun playing with friends on a private TerrariaServer.exe, and servers and very easy to make. The community is all around good, but there's always that one player who has Beetle armor, a Legendary Terra Blade, a Picksaw, Legendary The Axe, Fishron Wings, Lighting Boots, a Mythical Frost Hydra Staff, Rod of Discord, Coin Gun, Clentaminator, Godly Terrarian, Legendary Death Sickle, a Portal Gun, a Warding Celestial Shell, a Warding Paladin's Shield, a Warding Yoyo bag, and a Warding Shiny Stone and who will kill you whenever he has the chance and uses his Rocket IV's to grief your House and Corrupt everything using his 999 Purple Solution.
Just wanted to spew some random information, sorry.

Also, Impending doom? Zim would be proud.

still haven't figured out how to aim down the scope

I don't get why many games right now have to follow the "Minecraft shooter" formula. Is the entire point of this to attract the Minecraft players on Steam? The only "Minecraft shooter" I like a little bit is Unturned , and that doesn't even use blocks (from what I've played).

The only weapon you use is the M3.

I have no opinion on the game itself. I just don't get it. I can't say anything bad, I can't say anything good. I'm neutral because I have not played much and I do not plan on playing more. I'm worried about my security though, only for the fact that this game is relativetly new and does not have any sources on it. I might be able to recommend it in the future, but for now I don't have any opinion. Play the game for yourself and form your own opinion.

This game has some problems. And before all you go, "Well, it's just a new game," early development does not make something exempt from criticism. In fact, constructive critism helps a game improve. The two most common problems are the fact that A. you can't identify bullets and B. there is no spawn protection.

The bullets in the game can't be identified. The only way you can identify where you got shot without seeing the player is by the unlocated sound of the bullet, or maybe some little dirt particles on shot blocks. In almost every other first person shooter , there are these think yellow lines, which makes sure you made that first shot count. In this game, there are no thin yellow lines.

The second problem is that there is no spawn protection. You should have at least 5 seconds before getting headshot with someone's M3. If you don't build up thick barricades and camp at your own spawn, you will get spawn camped. And if that happens, tough luck.

The grenades have too high of an arc, and too much delay when it makes contact with a person. Sure, it's realistic, but I think it should be more like Counter-Strike: Source

In a nutshell:

This game is average for what it is so far in the early access stage. What I hope to see in the future for this game is tracable bullets and killcams.


All in all, it's a good game to play every once in a while.

While I know the developers need the cosemetics to help raise money, I think the weapons shouldn't go by level and should instead go by time played.

Do whatever the hell you want.

Excellent DLC, game feel incomplete without it.

"we can watch a naked 4 year old with an eyepatch/wig/fez/bandana killing himself and his asphixyated corpse in a cathedral/Chest with his tears."
-Me getting someone to watch me broadcast this

Recommend it to anyone who likes Rouge-Type games. You should also get Wrath of the Lamb, because it doesn't feel the same without it. Also, if you select a character and press Escape, Spacebar, and Left/Right you can pick a locked character. If I had Isaac "hovered" over, pressed Space and Escape while the black fading takes place and press Space again and pressing right twice gives me Cain.

While Rebirth is out, buying this game during a sale is like a demo.

Has anyone ever gotten a basement (not a cellar) with no enemies? All I found was a "Sacrifice" room and a Treasure room with an attack fly. There was some poop and the boss door, as well as a shop. 8 rooms in total, and left with 2 Soul Hearts, a Liberty Cap, 2 of Diamonds, and a Box, with the attack fly from earlier.

And then I died with Brother Bobby, Guppy's Head and 22 pennies.

Pros and Cons:

Pros:

-Replay value
-Variation each run
-SpiderMod once you have complete the game and want to do challenge runs
-Eternal mode

Cons:

-Initially frustrating
-Not for the easily offended
-Rebirth is out
-Game lags severely when teleporting to I AM ERROR.

Recommended challenge runs via SpiderMod:

Soulless

Items:
-Mom's Purse (to carry Polariod and Mom's Pearl)
-Guppy's Paw (converts 1 heart container into 3 Soul Hearts)
-Mitre (50% chance for a heart to be a Soul Heart)
-Mom's Pearl (10% chance for a heart to be a Soul Heart)
-The Relic (Gives Soul Hearts)

Character:
-Eve (1/16 for a heart to be a Soul Heart)

Conditions:
-Must play as Eve with all 5 items and 1 trinket
- All heart containers must be converted to Soul Hearts via Guppy's Paw
-Goal is to kill Blue Baby/??? (the Chest)
-No picking up items until Caves/Catacombs 1

Ipecac

Items:
-Mitre
-My Reflection
-Number One
-Polyphemeus
-Lump of Coal
-Spoon Bender
-Mom's Purse
-Ipecac

Character: ??? (Blue Baby)

Condition: Don't die.

Goal: ???

The Lost Frustration Simulation

Items:

-The Wafer (to simulate the frustration of getting it as a one-hit point wonder)
-The Relic (to simulate the frustration of getting it as a one-hit point wonder)
-The Mitre (to simulate the frustration of getting it as a one-hit point wonder)
-Scapular (to simulate the frustration of getting it as a one-hit point wonder)
-3 Sacred Hearts (to compensate for everything else)
-Mom's Purse (to hold Cursed Skull and the Polaroid)
-Little C.H.A.D (to simulate the frustration of getting it as a one-hit point wonder, not able to pick up hearts)
-Dead Dove (to simulate flight and the ghost aspect, as well as for some spectral tears)
-Charm of the Vampire (to simulate the frustration of not being able to heal with hearts)

Character: ??? (Blue Baby) (not able to pick up red hearts)

Trinkets:
-Cursed Skull (for more frustration and to simulate being a one-hit-wonder)

Condition: No picking up hearts. All item rooms allowed. If you get hit, you must restart.

Swarmed

Items:

-Wiggle Worm (optional)
-Tammy's Head (Tear substitute)
-25 Mom's Heels (lots of range)
-Dead Dove (Spectral tears and flight)
-Lump of Coal (tears will stay in the air longer)
-My Reflection (tears will return so they don't go off screen and swarm you)
-Guppy's Hairball (supports Tammy's Head as a mace-like weapon)
-Sacred Heart (damage)
-Demon Baby (support)
-9-Volt (charge)
-Habit (charge)
-The Battery (charge)
-The Mitre (soul hearts)
-The Relic (soul hearts)
-Polyphemus (one each floor, to balance out not having usual tears)
-Mom's Purse (trinket room)

Trinkets:
-Mom's Pearl (soul hearts)
-The Polaroid (to go to the chest)

Character: ??? (Blue Baby)

Conditions:
-No crying tears; you must use Tammy's Head
-No infinite item power
-No treasure rooms until the Depths/Necropolis 1/XL

A Personal Run

A run to simulate my first time killing It Lives.

Items:
-Guppy's Head
-Toothpicks
-The Relic
-The Pact
-The Mitre
-Compass
-9-Volt
-Steam Sale
-Speedball
-Scapular
-Four HP upgrades (2 Raw Livers to simulate)
-Mom's Purse
-Mom's Coin Purse
-Loki's Horns
-Habit
-Guppy's Tail
-Guppy's Hairball
-Ghost Baby
-Dead Cat
-Box
-Brimstone
-The Battery

Character: Cain

Condition: No item rooms or shops.

The Fly

Items:
-Infestation (flies when hit)
-The Mulligan
-Skatole (Boom Flies will slow down)
-Halo of Flies (close fly orbitals)
-Distant Admiration (fly orbital)
-Forever Alone (distant fly orbitals)
-Guppy's Head (3 Blue Flies when used)
-Guppy's Hairball (Guppy transformation)
-Dead Cat (9 lives, Guppy transformation)
-Guppy's Tail (golden chests, Guppy transformation)
-Technology 2 (always firing and Guppy transformation fires a blue fly for every hit)
-9-Volt (charge)
-Habit (charge)
-The Battery (charge)
-Mom's Purse (to carry Fish Head and The Polaroid)
-Technology (why not?)
-Loki's Horns

Trinkets:
-Fish Head (flies)

Conditions:
-No item rooms or shops until Depths/Necropolis I
-Don't get rid of Guppy's Head until the chest

Goal: ??? (Blue Baby)

the establishment can afford programming wired to a criminal database and animatronics that can both move from the waist down and follow sounds but can’t afford doors to an office

Fun survival game in a surreal world. Play it yourself.

A must-play, even without the RoG DLC.
By Day 50, you should have 1 magic thing.

I love the mods the community has made. Klei's modding support is simply good; many "alternative world" mods could be released as $0.99 DLC due to how much content each mod has.

>be me
>work a night shift at some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiddie pizzeria
>the animatronics smell like piss
>also they move around at night to prevent their servos from locking up
>move into my office
>there are 2 electromagnetic doors and 2 lights on each side
>in a pizza place that can’t afford to repair their old animatronics
>also they try to stuff people into suits because their programming can identify metal endoskeletons
>die