I have problem guys, I am terribly addicted to Balatro!
Everyday when I wake up I think of Balatro.
Everyday when I shower I think of Balatro.
When I go to sleep I think of Balatro.

I tried to stop playing it so I went outside, I thought it's good idea to go to medival fair, it was a mistake! People there were cosplaying as face cards.
I thought maybe instead I should go to a casino, but what did I saw there? People playing some bootleg paper Balatro!
When I learned my girlfriend is going to give birth to twins I was dissapointed, because pairs have weak scaling in a long run, so I used some DNA samples and a blueprint to brainstorm three more kids. Five of a kind is a way to go!
We were happy family for a while, but she dumped me cuz I didn't got to wedding on time (I overslept playing Balatro all night)

Beware this game everyone, it's too good, too addictive, and feeds you too much dopamine, you won't realize when best years of your life will be gone when you play this game! I am scared that someday I will open my wardrobe, and a copy of Balatro will pop out to beat me up!

Sorry if this review seems chaotic, I wanted to write something meaningful, but half of my attention got sidetracked by Balatro; I just got erratic deck run with 10 kings, you think I'd just pass that?

I have problem guys, I am terribly addicted to Balatro! Everyday when I wake up I think of Balatro. Everyday when I shower I think of Balatro. When I go to sleep I think of Balatro. I tried to stop playing it so I went outside, I thought it's good idea to go to medival fair, it was a mistake! People there were cosplaying as face cards. I thought maybe instead I should go to a casino, but what did I saw there? People playing some bootleg paper Balatro! When I learned my girlfriend is going to give birth to twins I was dissapointed, because pairs have weak scaling in a long run, so I used some DNA samples and a blueprint to brainstorm three more kids. Five of a kind is a way to go! We were happy family for a while, but she dumped me cuz I didn't got to wedding on time (I overslept playing Balatro all night) Beware this game everyone, it's too good, too addictive, and feeds you too much dopamine, you won't realize when best years of your life will be gone when you play this game! I am scared that someday I will open my wardrobe, and a copy of Balatro will pop out to beat me up! Sorry if this review seems chaotic, I wanted to write something meaningful, but half of my attention got sidetracked by Balatro; I just got erratic deck run with 10 kings, you think I'd just pass that?