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What's wrong with you?!
. . .
Leggings with stars. Heard that?
I once heard that stars are only in the sky. They descended into the leggings.
YOU'RE A THIEF!
Is it a goy or a jew?!
It's a goy. Two broomsticks, two snooker-cues walking.
PFUUUU!
Is it a haircut of a jew or of a goy?
Goyyyyy!
Is it a jew or a goy?
Goy!
Is that the haircut of a goy or of a jew?
Goy.
嬉しやと 二度覚めて 一眠り うき世の夢は 暁の空
あはれなり わが身の果てや 浅緑 つひには野辺の 霞と思へば
誰か世に ながらへて見る 書きとめし 跡は消えせぬ 形見なれども
旅に病んで 夢は枯野を かけ廻る
白梅に 明る夜ばかり となりにけり
糸瓜咲て痰のつまりし佛かな
痰一斗糸瓜の水も間に合はず
をとゝひのへちまの水も取らざりき
人魂で 行く気晴じや 夏野原
東路に 筆を残して 旅の空 西のみくにの 名所を見む
極楽も 地獄もさきは 有明の 月ぞ心に かかる雲なき
Svalbard & Jan Mayen Islands
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⡏⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢰⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⡶⢻⡦⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣴⣾⡿⠀⣠⠀⠀
⠀⠠⣬⣷⣾⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣌⣋⣉⣄⠘⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣷⣶⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠃⠸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠻⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠀⠀⠻⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢱⠐⠄⠙⠽⡲⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡾⠃⠀⠀⢀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣶⡶⢃⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡼⣧⣀⣠⡴⠀⢂⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢸⣅⣩⠟⠁⢰⠀⠸⡄⠀⠐⢻⣿⣿⡿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠈⠙⠁⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠄⠻⠿⢷⣋⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⢠⠇⢀⡜⠀⠀⠐⡄⠀⠀⠈⠈⠐⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⠀⢈⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣶⣦⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⡄⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠀⢀⡇⠙⣿⣿⡷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠣⠀⠇⡄⠀⠀⠀⢠⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠀⢀⡜⣠⣾⢿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
,((\\``-\\\\_
,(()) `))\
,(())) ,_ \
((())' | \
))))) >.__ \
(((' / `-. .c|
hjw / `-`'
15:15 wake up
15:30 drive to burger king
15:50 clock in at burger king
17-18:00 break at burger king eat burger
21:00 throw out all the stupid teenagers in the restaurant
21:30 finished 15 minutes ago but clocking out at 21:30 for more money
also 21:30 drive home
21:45 get home
22:00 sleep
repeat every day for 8 years
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⣤⣤⣤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⡀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠱⡆⣀⣀⣀⣀⣰⣿⣷⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢴⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⠛⠈⠁⠈⠀⠀⠈⠂⠀⣴⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⣠⢴⡹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⡤⢿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢠⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣳⣼⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠁⢸⣿⣿⡟⣼⡆
⢰⢀⣾⣿⣿⠟⡀⠀⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⡿
⢳⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡿⡁
⠀⠹⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡞⠁
⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⡀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠱⡆⣀⣀⣀⣀⣰⣿⣷⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢴⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⠛⠈⠁⠈⠀⠀⠈⠂⠀⣴⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⣠⢴⡹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⡤⢿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⣤⡨⣡⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⣏⢄⡐⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⡨⢥⡖⠱⢈⡏⣙⡉⣁⠠⠀⠀⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⢹⣆⣀⣀⣀⣾⣿⣆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⢼⠋⠉⠉⠉⣻⣿⠛⠉⠈⠁⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⡿⢿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣷⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿