"When the swan sings, the three toads ride down from the ground to punish those who play to play!"
-ordinary CS:GO player, 2022

"We stand up, just to fall. War is nothing and everything. Peeing in bed is faster than eating."
- soon to be president, 2016

"If you want money, you better get some."
- Mr. Stillread, 2002

"All that is great, has a lot of mass!"
-a person who wants to remain unknown and probably fcks your mom regulary.

"In the name of Anna, there shall be no."

"Everybody who writes "I know" in short, is a terrorist. No questions."

"Go flausch yourself!"
- Me to you