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"Yarr....a pirate, and a girl?" *lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squarks* "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", *I thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, the sound of a dock bell being rung as I sway from side to side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, Popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistle yarr!!! My parrot knocks me on the head like a woodpecker yar!!* "What ye be doin, polly?" *My parrot grabs me by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... I shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat* "Er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey"

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Log out of ur steam lol
Nah I'm good
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Hours played
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Achievements
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I will 100% any game gifted to me, no matter what it is, do not test me.

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Also, if you're reading this, you get to find out the love of my life :GunfireRebornlove:

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"Long have these old bones waited in darkness.
How far have you wandered, silent princess?
Why are you here?

This was the valley of men.
Now all that remains are our monuments, stripped of their glories.
Thieving princess, why have you returned?

Those who stole our sacred geometry have forgotten their true selves.
Cursed to walk those monuments are they.
Foolish princess, have you forgotten too?

Long ages lie heavy on old bones in these buried halls.
Sacred geometry was our pride, our downfall.
But forever will our monuments stand in this valley.

How many monuments have you restored? How many still lie ahead?
Forgetful princess confuses past, present and future.
When all sacred geometry is returned, so too shall be your crown."
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Kotsy 29 Jan @ 1:53pm 
skibidi
po.ppy 13 Jan @ 8:02am 
mommy
dog 4 Jan @ 11:00pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
The Hungriest Hugo 15 Aug, 2024 @ 5:35am 
repost if you have dementia
The Hungriest Hugo 15 Aug, 2024 @ 5:35am 
repost if you have dementia
ThatGuy 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:58am 
hey I'm adding to ask you a quick question, thanks! :acidpuss: