Recent reviews by The Iron Kettle

I nominated this game for a catagory which was lacking in the initial list, "Game with the most Freedom". This is like the Game version of the A-10 Warthog. The Warthog is mainly used for close air support, forward air control, and for dispensing large amounts of freedom onto ground targets in a short amount of time, it costs approximately 18.8 million Freedom dollars, it generally flys at low speeds of 350mph to accomodate the utilisation of its incredibly manly freedom gun, 30mm avenger gatling gun of democracy. Who needs speed when you can fire huge hot depleted uranium shells at 3,900 rounds per minute. That's 65 rounds. Every. Second. This thing fires so damn fast it'll send you to the 6th dimension and all you'll hear is a fart sound from its firey hot mouth of capitalist domination.