+ rep good wesker player, Im sorry I have bullied you with flashlights, you played very well

Ape

why gay

O.O

-Rep After a good game of pubg, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubgs games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for alan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep got redzoned ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob