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Really fun little game with a lot of subtext and a cool gameplay loop!

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Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi is an intriguing game and story where you are James Patterson; The man who's sister is about to be married to the Count of a Romanian family and you happen to be arriving late. Surprise! The count and his entire family are made up of vampires and you and your family are on the dinner menu. There are several things about this game that may positively or negatively influence your opinion so it's good to be aware of what you're buying.

• What works:
  +Music: Built to increase tension, Nosferatu's score consists of several ambient tracks and string arrangements that can easily keep you on your toes as you venture through the castle.
  +Ranged Combat: The gunplay is very satisfying and explosive. There is nothing quite like waiting for that one ghoul to pop around the corner just so you can flintlock him in the face.
  +Level Design: Imagine Castlevania type theming with all the exploratory rooms you could ask for. Oh and it's randomly generated.
  +Enemy Difficulty: While not overbearing or a slap on the wrist, nothing screams good mechanics like the feeling that it's all your fault when you lose health or die.
  
  
• What doesn't quite work
  -Melee Combat: Chunky and reminiscent of games where they were just testing this kind of thing out. Like Daikatana.
  -Hilarious Physics Bugs: I suppose you've always wanted to walk into a chest, be subsequently tossed into the air and make a loud "umph" as you slap against the floor. No? Well okay too bad then.
  -AI From Hell: The AI characters really love getting stuck trying to follow you. This includes any obstacles or doors in your way. God forbid you have to escort more than one at any time.
  
  Overall, I recommend Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi because it's still very enjoyable and easy to get into despite the silly glitches.
  
  7.5/10 Knock yourself out

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Dark Souls II is loads of fun. It certainly isn't Dark Souls, but it contains the same deadly essence. If you're looking for an adventure, a purpose, or even depression, look no further. Dark Souls II will rip you apart.

This game will tear your arms off and feed them to your pet fish and then take your legs and throw them all the way to Tibet and then give you a terrible headache which you won't be able to alleviate unless you get your aspirin with your teeth.

I highly suggest this game for those who like the competitive area of gaming. If you are accustomed to another Counter Strike game, you WILL need some time to get used to this one.