Met this guy in csgo, seemed chill, good aim, not toxic, actual rare find. We gamed for months, clutching 2v5s, laughing at silvers, pure bros. True friendship.

One day, he invites me to his house for lan party. Says hes got dual monitors, insane refresh rate, whole NASA setup. I pull up. Door opens. He’s standing there. No pc in sight. Just him. Holding a two xbox 360 controllers.

He leans in, whispers “time to split-screen, bro.”

I blacked out. Woke up in a Minecraft dirt house, inventory full of wooden hoes. No escape. Never trust this guy.

+rep always a step ahead

+rep good moves

friendly player

friendly mate ❣️

-rep kid player