"i am boiling" -water

"Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system." - LUA

"please send salt, scary things and or water to 195 charlotte avenue nc"- poker

“I was at school trying to get to class these two girls were in the way when I asked them to move they both went ewwwww what the ♥♥♥♥ and walked away” - markhenry

“cloth seats no no
farts get injected directly into them
leather bounces them off” - poker

“evil robert’s bird"
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/927591915468255314/1000158498803437669/zuGl0mMlbU.mp4

“Sup Sittin here fantasizing bout layin you on your stomach tootin that big ol red ass up and spreading and folding them big ol ass cheeks and long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ til it’s squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin til that dookie hole is soakin wet soakin wet soakin wet you throwin it baxk and it’s grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin da ♥♥♥♥ you makin it grip n fart grip n fart grip n fart and you stroke” -bug

“ when i was in school i drew a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a beam glock and shiesty on and they had to mental health evaluate me and i got suspended” -water

lua: thinking back to this dinner
crooked: that looks good and also so terrible at the same time
lua: nahh bruh that ♥♥♥♥ was 🐞🐞🐞
crooked: soo good 🦑

“yes my cat and me are real Socialist. The Socialism wins. We need the socialist construction.” - barsik
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945743966261870643/986347396541865984/BARSIK.jpeg

crooked: some electric cars come with free charging for a few months or even a year or two
jj: it is unlimited
poker: where does the electricity come from
jj: coal power plants pumping polluted air directly into orphans homes in flint michigan

“pelosi's plane is en-route to taiwan
please lord guide chinese missiles to strike down her plane alhamdulillah
kill that wicked witch” -poker

"GUYS THIS WILL BE EARTH IN DECEMBER 2020" -lua
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"lua i swear if you keep staying awake your gonna look like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the russian sleep experiment" - poker

“femboy this, tomboy that, i just wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grill” -poker

"in a world of poop.... the piss is the most terrifying part" -poker

"youre aware that poggers literally came from unturned"-lua
"wait really" -poker
"no i made that up" -lua

“man finally my phone stopped dying.....” *phone dies seconds after
-poker

lua: recker u know what a perc is
recker: no, is that a airsoft thing
lua: yes

"Im actually jewish" -robert

"IM GONNA GO THEN BECAUSE MY STEP MOM TOOK MY PC FOR NO REASON BUT IM GOING HOME TOMORROW SO THIS WHALE 🐳🐳CAN SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP AND I CAN PLAY!" - water

"@everyone does anyone have rocket league if so can we play together please i love rocket league" -lua

*picture of a turtle*
"ohhhhh si que rico" - latortuga

"que significa ser un "simp"?
es simpson?" -latortuga

"I DONT HAVE PRONOUNS, DO NOT REFER TO ME EVER" -crooked