So you're saying that about half of the mayonnaise sat on the sunglasses in order to screw the cabernet, only to make hot sauce and the salt/pepper waste time by doing everything all over again?
In that case, I think hot sauce should send the salt/pepper after that half of the mayonnaise (at "least" half of it's gone bad...).
The mayo needs to stop trying to ruin Cabernet's life with dirty tricks and confrm it, and sunglasses needs more therapy.
Once again, mayo is trying to use hot sauce as a political weapon. What a surprise.