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ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Why is everyone offlineeee
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xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: er
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: because
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: THE BEES
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Huh
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: That doesn't even...
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: THE BEES ARE COMING
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Okay?
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: THEY'RE IN YOUR BRAIN
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: SLOWLY CRAWLING THEIR WAY IN
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: So does that explain why I'm sick?
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: STINGING EVERY LAST CELL
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: UNTIL THE JUICE IS RUNNING OUT OF YOUR EARS
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: AND MOUTH
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: YES IT DOES
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: HAVE YOU GOT A HEADACHE?
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Yeah
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: ?
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: THAT EXPLAINS
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: THE BEES
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: I see.
xXX_REGGAE_BEE_MASTER_XXx: BEEEESSSSSSS
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Very...
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Interesting
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Lor Main: REANEW THE KRAKEN
Lor Main: I MEAN RELEASE
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: RENEW THE KRAKAEN
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: ITS GONE OUT OF DATE
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: I WANT A REFUND
Lor Main: WE NEED A NEW KRAKEN
Lor Main: LET ME CALL KRAKEN TECH SUPPORT
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: KRAKEN TECH SUPPORT IS NOT AVAILABLE
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: HOW ABOUT
Lor Main: ♥♥♥♥
Lor Main: THE KRAKEN REATAILER
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: THE KRAKEN RETAILER IT IS!
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: *playing batman jumpcut music*
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: WE'RE HERE AT THE KRAKEN RETAILER
Lor Main: YAY
Lor Main: KRAKEN R US
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: LOOK
Lor Main: KRAKEN'S R US
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: RENT A KRAKEN
Lor Main: yes
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: FOR ONLY 9.99.99.99.99.99
[KCG] Dementus Teh Duck: £9.99.99.99.99
Lor Main: AT LAST A WORKING KRAKEN ONLY FOR YOUR SOUL

Adje: I'm a prem trolldier. Get on my level.
Dementus Teh Duck BDAY: ugc dust
Dementus Teh Duck BDAY: rekt
Adje: UGC Plastic. I win.
Dementus Teh Duck BDAY: ugc wood
Dementus Teh Duck BDAY: nu uh
Adje: UGC Cardboard.
Dementus Teh Duck BDAY: UGC paper
Adje: I can't top that one. gg wp no re

19:47 - Nicholas White: Do u know which is the least favourite cake for the spy of tf2 ?
19:47 - Nicholas White: THE PIE-ROW
19:48 - [TSM] Dementus Teh Duck is now absent
19:49 - Nicholas White: THE PIE
19:49 - Nicholas White: ROW

Dementus Teh Duck: i feel like i have an obligation to tell you
Dementus Teh Duck: everytime i see your name
Dementus Teh Duck: it makes me laugh
Dementus Teh Duck: its great
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WALLOP
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: D O S H
Dementus Teh Duck: D O S H
Dementus Teh Duck: L O D S O F M O N E E
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: SORRY MATE
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: DONT TAKE CHECKS
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: YUAAAAAA
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: JUST LOADSAMONY
Dementus Teh Duck: WHAAAAAAAAAA LOADSAMONEY WHOP IT OUT
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: LOADSAMONEY
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: RIGHT
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: LETS DO UP THE HOUSE
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WALLOP
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: D O S H
Dementus Teh Duck: BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WALLOP
Dementus Teh Duck: D O S H
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: WHOP YOUR WAD
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: WHOP YOUR WAD
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER: WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTA


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