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24 of 29 (83%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 5:58pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:32pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:16pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked Dec 22, 2024 @ 12:36pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked Dec 30, 2024 @ 10:10am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked Dec 24, 2024 @ 3:33pm

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:05pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 10:33pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:12pm

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 11:16am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:04pm

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:20am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 5:17pm

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 9:30pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 11:28am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 3:19pm

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 11:21am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 10:59pm

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 12:45pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 11:46am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 5:09pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked Dec 22, 2024 @ 9:54am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 8:43pm

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:55pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

Unlock all achievements

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo