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"Hi, Billy Mays here for Mighty Dog ♥♥♥♥! The fast and easy way for me to come out your TV and whack you in the groin with a spiked baseball bat! But wait, there's MORE! If you call within the next 15 minutes, we will even throw in a second soccer ball! And I mean two soccer balls hitting you in the stomach and gut SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD!!! With just two easy steps you can get all the pain you could never ask for! If you call right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now! I could even have your school bully get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by my bully-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot absolutely FREE!!!!! So call now and you could receive a whack in the groin, a hit in the stomach and gut and your school bully being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by my robot!!!!"

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