Recent reviews by Daiwa-Sukaretto

Meh

This is the very reason why God has abandoned us.

Boring with no content, sub par at best.

Making single player mods illegal 👌

>built a few roads
>built a power plant
>people immediatly complain about pollution yet theres 0 population
>builds water plant
>cant figure out how to make sewer plant
>builds some houses and stores
>immediatly goes into debt
>debt rises to over 100k in 15 minutes
>can't get rid of debt and takes loans from China
>debt rises still and everyone complains

9/10 would become America again

>plays game
>picks sniper
>called sniper noob
>picks pyro
>gets called w+m1 noob
>picks scout
>gets called scunt noob
>picks engi
>gets called engi camp noob
>picks spy
>gets called spy ♥♥♥♥♥
>picks demoman
>gets called melee noob
>rage quits game
>buys key
>gets hat
>people call me pro for hat and ask for trade

10/10

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Major\Minor so much, I had all the Steam Trading Cards and backgrounds
>I pray to Klace every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Major\Minor is love" I say; "Major\Minor is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Major\Minor
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Klace
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Welcome to the 'Ark'."
>He grabs me with his powerful Husky paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Klace
>He filles my butt-hole with updates
>It hurts so much but I do it for Klace
>I can feel my pc overloading, and my eyes go up in downloads
>I spam the update button
>I want to please Klace
>He howls in a mighty howl as he fills my butt with his new soundtrack
>My dad walks in
>Klace looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's over furever now."
>Klace leaves through my window
>Major\Minor is love. Major\Minor is life.

Don't get me wrong, this game had potential but just has some major issues that make it almost unplayable.

- Handing

The cars handle like complete crap and are either boaty as ♥♥♥♥ or so sensative you can't drive in a straight line. The cars spin so freaking easily and its impossible to overcome a spin or control it. If you so much as touch someone, you spin, if you touch a wall you spin, if you do anything you spin. Trying to drift is nearly impossible, as soon as you start to slide, it's like a bar of soap sliding on the bottom of a wet bath tub. Honestly phone racing games have better handling this. 3/10

- Performance

I don't know if this is my own fault, or what but after playing the game for 10 hours the performance decided to jump off a cliff and I know it's not me playing on a weak PC, I play Shift 2 above 60 fps no issue at all on max. If it wasn't for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ performance, the graphics would be really good. 4/10

- Difficulty

I don't want to play a game that is so easy you dust everyone, but damn its nearly impossible to win even if the game didn't have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handling ever. If all of the AI have the same car as you, they are still way faster in all ways despite them owning the EXACT same car as you. It makes winning more of a hassle than fun, you end up restarting the event over and over again until either you wreck one of the AI or they do something stupid and you get extremly lucky. 2/10

If you want a nice looking track racing game, just get Shift 2, it's a lot better and cheaper, you even get all the DLCs for free.

Transformice is a mmo platforming game where you have one simple objective: Get the cheese back to the hole.

The shaman can aid you, or turn on you instead.

Overall this is a great game and is far from P2W, you can buy 90% of the items with cheese (In game money) and it isn't really that hard to get cheese unless you get a troll shaman who only wants to kill everyone. There are lots and lots of cosmetics and hats just like TF2, and most of them can be painted with whatever color you want. There is a really active community, but not all of them are that friendly to new players. If you can get past the autistic kids then it is a decent platformer where no two levels end the same way.

9.5/10

The second and probably last Shift game to come by Slightly Mad Studios.

It is very similar to Shift but also very different.Graphics/Performance

The graphics on Shift where great for a 2009 game and the same follows for Shift 2. They are similar but slightly better compared to Shift especially on the vinyle quallity. The surroundings on the track are not the greatest but it is hard to notice when you are gunning it down the track at 180 MPH. The car detail is very nice and the paints look very pretty. For me at least the game runs fine but every once in a while when starting a race it gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow for a few moments and goes back to normal. Other than that it performs great on my PC. I'd give it a 9/10 on graphics/performance for a game from 2011.

Gameplay

Well for one the gameplay is totally different from Shift. They took the realisim up a notch on the way cars feel and handle compared to Shift. Drifting has also been made way different compared to Shift and is actually quite hard for most people. Overall the game is probably 2 times as hard as Shift was. The customizing like in Shift sucks just the same with no paintable wheels and hardly any vinyles to apply thus making it impossible to make your own liveries. This makes me feel forced to use the pre made liveries that look bad IMHO which leads me to just paint my cars metallic blue and be done with it. The vinyling system was definatly improved since Shift but they removed a great number of vinyles and made 90% of them only one colour. The AI can be annoying at times especially on small, tight tracks as they will push you out of their way in a hairpin making it almost impossible to win. I'd give gameplay a 8/10 only because of the crappy vinyling system.

Overall

Overall this game is fun and challenging making it very entertaining for me. Nothing beats blasting around the Nordschleife in a 1986 Toyota Corolla AE86 with over 800 HP. If you like racing simulators, buy it. If you like cars, buy it. If you like drifitng, buy it. If you want your Vette to handle like a Lotus and be fast, I'd run and never look back.