If Squishy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Squishy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Squishy has only one fan then that is me. If Squishy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Squishy, then I am against the world

Just smashed my 84 inch tv because of Faze. Faze is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can't take this anymore. Goodbye Faze.

this guy is for real a rat

This guy is actually a rat