Hi, I'm Sado Gudoman

Did you know that you have rights? Emporer says you do. If you have rammed your modified fighter plane into an american aircraft carrier but did not explode, killing all personel on board, you and your family are due for recompensation. Let me represent you in a court of law, and together, whe can drive the gaijin from east asia. Tendoheika Banzai!