What you need is god.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

This man is twisted. Be warned: he erped with me in the plaza

unblock me

After a good game of HL2RP, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.

Lots of banter, lots of great HL2RP sessions and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a HL2RP lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started shouting in my ear, asking if I supported the Totalist Unity Coalition. His hard collaborator weiner pushing against my leg. I said I would join but then he disappeared and haven't been able to find him since. People won't say how he went missing