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4 people found this review helpful
124.2 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
No game has ever captured my mind and ideas like The Witness.

I've had a weird relationship with this game. I first saw it by watching a yotube playthrough of it. I watched through the entire game, spoilers and all. I pretty much remembered all the concepts and ideas of it. About 10 months to a year later, I came back and bought it on sale. I remember really enjoying the game when I saw it. I played through it, and I remembered all the concepts. I never had that "Ah ha" or "Oh ♥♥♥♥" moment that everyone else has had.

That being said, I absolutely love this game. I loved "reliving" the experience but doing it on my terms. I absolutely LOVED the Challenge. That was probably the best part of the game for me. Now, after all this praise I do have some complaints.

- You can't jump. This is just a minor nitpick that I think is weird.
- You can't look down all the way. This was really annoying at first. I wanted 360 visability and hated that I couldn't fully look down.
- Lack of a story. This is probably my biggest complaint. The island gives you enough where your brain craves answers to everything. "Why is this like this?" "Who made this?" "How did this get here?". Suprisingly, the game gives you answers on "The Good Ending". And let me tell you, after you piece it together, this story is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
- Hard Puzzles - I don't mind difficulty, but if you put something crazy hard in the game, I will look it up. I will not try. This absolutely sucks. I wanted to experience and try, but making me look something up because of difficulty is terrible.

All that being said, this game is one of my personally favorites and I hold it up to the game ranking as Portal 2.
Posted March 12, 2017.
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15 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This is a terrible game, and let me tell you why.

Control Issues
I got into the game and I expected it to use WASD and mouse. I was wrong. It uses the arrow keys (which I wasn't upset about) and Q, W, and E. I was upset, because I went into the game and I had no idea what I was doing.

Graphics
The graphics are REALLY bad. Lemme show you a screenshow of what you are greeted with when you enter the game. http://ad.gamersky.info/@steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=567302128 Yeah. It's bad.

Items
They are all the same.

TL;DR Version.
It's a bad game and not worth the 1 dollar out of your pocket.
Posted December 2, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Controls are crap....
Posted June 8, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
You're a little guy, maybe at his first real party.
He's scared, but he has his girlfriend by his side.
They are talking, having fun, but the guy is awkward and nervous.
The girl is giving him tips, saying, "Begin".
He's starting to have fun, dancing, drinking, kissing.
He wants action.
Eventually, they want to go to the heart of the party, where all the action is.
They start making they're way to the heart.
It gets more chaotic the farther they go.
People and chairs getting flung at them.
Eventually, the guy gets hit.
The girl says, "Game Over"
Then, it starts all over.
Posted May 31, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
83.1 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
I honestly really enjoy this game.

It is a great game to just play around with and have fun. I can be a little rage - inducing at times, but great. Some of my friends say, "Hey Milk, why do you play that game? I looks like a mobile game!" And to a certain extent, it does. I say it is worth the $5 you have to pay for it. I love this game because I need a new game to play. This game was the answer.
Posted March 11, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
433.7 hrs on record (124.8 hrs at review time)
I remember when I first got Terraria, I played it for 2 hours and never touched it again. I thought it was a huge minecraft rip off. Now, about 1 year later, I desided I would play it. I AM HOOKED. This game is SO much fun. It is NOTHING like minecraft, and it is now one of my favorite games! I HIGHLY advise you get this game. Don't be like past me.
Posted September 22, 2014.
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7.8 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
I've been playing this game for not very long, but I can tell you this game has something special. Something you don't get when playing TF2 or Portal. It's very fun. When I first saw the controls I was like, "WTF?" The controls seem like a second nature later in the game. So yes, I HIGHLY recommend this amazing and special game.
Posted June 19, 2014.
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272.7 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
The Binding of Isaac, what do I have to say? THIS IS THE MOST ADDICTING AND FUN GAME EVER! Old school Zelda fans would like this game.
Posted January 20, 2014.
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