Recent reviews by Spooky

How to build a car

1. Head to the junkyard too buy a new project vehicle
2. Bring it back to your garage
3. Put it on a lift and tear it about
4. Lose 90% of the parts during the rebuilt and just buy them again
5. Complete build and pull out of garage to take photos
6. Either crash it on accident whilst driving or breathe near it launching it into a wall and writing it off.
7. Sell because you don't want to waste another 3 hours rebuilding it
8. Repeat

10/10 Would build again

Looked away for a second to answer a text and have a sip of my definitely non alcoholic beverage, and looked back to my truck wracking up around £2000 in car damage fines.

This game has taught me the importance of texting & drinking whilst driving, I mean not texting & drinking whilst driving.

10/10.

Life is better with Randomly Generated Virtual Rubber Ducks Floating around in a Pool

“Good drivers have dead flies on the side windows"

Your enjoying working on your car whilst listening to music, you reach for the 10mm spanner, its not there, you search the whole garage for the 10mm and its no where. Then you wake up and remember it was all just a bad nightmare.

Game goes like this, ride bike down hill quickly, do tricks, earn points, crash and fly over the handlebars and off the mountain, and repeat

“French Canadian Slur"

“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio, If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot.”

Its just like American & Euro Truck Sim
Just with lots of mud and water crossing
And rage quitting when your truck gets stuck and flips into an unwinchable position

I've played a couple earlier versions of Construction Simulator, but here are a few impressions of the game so far.

+ Overall a very fun and entertaining game.
+ Playing this with friends is a serious fun multiplier.
+ Interesting feature with traffic violations.
+ Campaign missions are interesting and challenging.
+ You can drift with lorries and do donuts!

- Bugs, wonky physics and poor optimization are all over the place.
- Several keybindings are hard coded.
- Much of the actual building is done for you. You just attach a few walls, pour some concrete and you're done with it.
- Relatively small maps...
- Many vehicle variations but no stats or information on them to know which is better.
- To play with friends, you first have to play the initial campaign solo.......
- The voice acting is beyond terrible...

Overall a fun and enjoyable game, Make sure you bring a friend, it'll be so much more fun.