Recent reviews by GoonGoblin

Incredibly fun but the "Recommended Specs" on steam are a complete lie. I exceed all of the specs and I have to run the game on low to get a decent frame rate. Also if playing with a friend, make sure not to go on a murder spree since you will be getting constant 5-9 people cannibal attacks. I learned this the hard way. I recommend basing near a place such as the "Fertile Lands" since very few cannibals go into that area. Don't be afraid to use wikis and interactive maps either. I don't know how this game expects me to find some small cave entrance that's located in the middle of a lake.

I got called a racial slur

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
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☐ 6
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☑ 9
☐ 10


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At the moment, the PC stability and optimization is the equivalent of having AIDS and Covid-19 at the same time.

NOTE: I only own the demo, but I own the GOTY Hitman 2016 game. I am able to play all of hitman 2016 on this.

This game has many improvements over the first Hitman game. I like the new event camera and the graphcis are pretty improved overall.

I couldn't personally tell a difference, and my fan got way hotter when I run this than HL2. This brings my labtop around 85 degrees celsius which is pretty bad for a slightly remastered version of a 13 year old game.

The definition of fun. This is Just Cause done RIGHT (unlike that gay JC4 game they came out with). The DLC is also fun, but really expensive if you don't get the XXL edition, but I actually see it on sale for around 5 bucks on Fanatical, so I'd wait till it goes on sale there. I also like the skill tree in JC3 as it makes me actually WANT to complete the side quest with 5 gears. That being said, some of the DLC items are straight up nearly gamebreaking. Especially the Bavarium Wingsuit since it literally takes all the challenge out of wingsuiting. The only problem is the performance, but I lowered the graphics ALL the way down and it still looks really good.

This game is an extremely beautiful and calming game. It's a very nice change from "Rip and tear, until it is done." There is so many things to do and offers a great game for completionists. This game honestly hits masterpiece tier. For games I consider a masterpiece would be Half-Life 2, Hitman 2016, Just Cause 3, and Payday 2. This game is just perfect top to bottom.
Also this game is really easy to run on max graphics, so if you have a potato computer, this is the best game to get.