To the map of cp_steel
Joined a heavy one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks in discord
Didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask for healing
No one dared to counter-call
For the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ there among them
Had an 8:9 on his logs
8:9 on his logs

It was early in the evening
When he rode into the spawn
He came riding from the the whiteroom
Slowly looking all around
"He's a feeder loose and running"
Came the whisper from each lip
"And he's here to take top healing
With the 8:9 on his logs"
8:9 on his logs

In this server lived a spy main
By the name of shadowdude
Many pyros tried to take him
And that many pyros fed
He was open and a lagger
Though a youth of one and four
And the notches on his amby
Numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the heavy started talking
Made it plain to honk players
He was a platinum/high heavy
Wouldn't be too long in open
He came here to win week 5
With bottom deaths, or maybe frags
And he said it didn't matter;
He was after shadowdude
After shadowdude

Wasn't long before the story
Was relayed to shadowdude
But the heavy didn't worry -
Spies that tried before were dead
Twenty pyros tried to check him
Twenty pyros had no brain
Twenty-one would be the heavy
With the 8:9 on his logs
8:9 on his logs

The official passed so quickly;
It was time for them to meet
It was 2 minutes on the counter
When they walked out onto E
Folks were speccing while they respawned
Everybody held their breath
They knew this fatass heavy
Was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

There was seven feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the tracking of the heavy
Is still talked about today
shadowdude had not switched weapon
'Fore some bullets fairly ripped
And the heavy's aim was deadly
With the 8:9 on his logs
8:9 on his logs
The round was over in a moment
And the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body
Of shadowdude on the ground
Oh, he might have went on stabbing
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to stab the heavy
With the 8:9 on his logs
8:9 on his logs

https://youtu.be/zzICMIu5zFY

http://logs.tf/2113323#76561198105348049
http://logs.tf/2113310#76561198105348049