Recent reviews by sk1ts

Big man tell me to do mission for him or I will be killed... So black man swinging his long floppy thing and runs on walls yes. I did the um woosh with the sword and his head come off yes. No.1 Game in all of Kazakhstan! Verry niiiice. I wood give 9.5 pig feet out of 10 pig feet.

Personal new favourite. Especially with the new Origins Update.

So here's my review of the game..

CANCER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENDED

Plot: You're on a side of humanity set upon committing crimes in the name of good? Who knows, you're just as bad as the other team because you're set to kill another twelvie who somehow only just picked this game up after it being 7 years old. Nevertheless you will learn a thing or two because these random mic spammers set your pr0n desires into action because you're constantly wanting to f**k some child's day because of your sad realisation that you chose the wrong game to play and hence wanting to blow a fat whole in someone's head.

Pros: You kill people

Cons: You die from twelvies who teabag you.

Overall thoughts: Amazing game and would highly recommend to the psychopath thats inside every emotionally unstable individual who is likely to lose their mind over some stupid videogame. So, Yes. This game is a one stop shop for your daily dose of anger inducing, cancer injection and just plain retar**ded-ness that all of us enjoy.

Awesome mechanics in terms of coasters, the game is incredibly diverse and is mainly up to your imagination! So if you want to become an Imagineer I highly recommend this game!