Recent reviews by Spank n Uranus

Sigh.... it's bad. Maybe it's better as a coop, but if you're playing single player the story isn't interesting, enemies are bullet sponges with terrible AI, the need for a partner to complete tasks slows down the action, and the "girl power" is thrown in your face the entire time but not in a way that benefits the story or actually empowers the characters.

I love the Wolfenstein games, and you'd think it's impossible to make killing Nazis boring, but they have managed to accomplish that. The game does look pretty, but that's about the only saving grace I've found so far.

I am going to see if I can push through it, to complete it, but chances are slim and it's just not that fun.

Gameplay is good enough but the game is absolutely plagued with microtransaction BS. Very frustrating and it's overwhelming to even try to figure out all the microtransactions.

This is the game we've been waiting forever for... It's not perfect, but neither was the first STALKER when it came out. Things will smooth out with time but the core experience is there.
I'm still loving exploring the Zone as much as I did in previous games.

I loved UW2 on the SNES so I thought I'd check it out. It's just a glorified mobile game on PC.

I'm gonna give this a thumbs up.

It's a basic hack n slash dungeon delver. While there are quests, they're not in depth and the levels are a bit sparse compared to other games. This doesn't make it a bad game, though. You can certainly have fun with a group of friends hacking and blasting everything in sight!

I went in with a completely different expectation of the game than I got. I was expecting an open world going from town to town but was shocked when I loaded into an area to start my adventures and the adventures didn't stop! It just goes deeper, deeper, and deeper still into the dungeon!

I have been playing this solo and enjoying myself but I do have a few complaints.
1. I'm playing sword n board and don't feel my shield has much impact. I just gave up on trying to block anything and just hack n slash while hitting my specials.
2. The loot feels a bit overwhelming. Yay loot but trying to figure out what I should focus on or give up makes the eyes glaze over. As I got some rare items in every slot I just ended up selling/scrapping anything and upgrading if I got an epic that would be an upgrade.
3. I wish controls were just a little bit smoother when fighting, both for shield control and specials usage.

I think it accomplishes what it wants to be: a dungeon delver.

Best thing since sliced bread.

All is right with the world again. Democracy has prevailed.

Still the best Warhammer game to have ever been released.

Well, now I know what's wrong with my nephew.

Fun and exciting while it lasted.