Dr. Calamari
Calamari   Australia
 
 
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Chips
Chips, what are they? There are many definitions and terms for what a chip can possibly be. However, I will be discussing the chip that is related to food. Chips are a snack food made from potato, that is fried in thin, crunchy delicious pieces. They are a staple food found in many restaurants, bars and cafes. They are a no brainer food to serve to a guest and a great side dish to accompany other hot meals.

There is one chip that I have tried once and have stopped being produced so abruptly. I am referring to Doritos™ lime and sweet chili corn chips. Those chips shook me to my core with its carefully articulated, artificially manufactured taste. It had the taste of the fruit lime and the condiment of sweet chili sauce. It was extremely astonishing how far modern innovation and science has come to bring my life to that very moment. This comes from someone who doesn’t even eat Doritos™ chips that often.

If any Doritos™ representative is reading this, you know who you are. I kindly ask you to bring back those lime and sweet chili corn chips! It would be a decision that will cause your financial quarters to skyrocket past any multi-billion-dollar cooperation. That fact is true by the way. I discussed it with my team of financial analysts and simulated it many times using advanced technology and mathematics.

Back onto the topic at hand, I believe that chips are possibly the most important food in all of humanity. Every person who eats to survive, which is practically all of us. Every person needs to try a chip at least once in their life. I recommend that you start with the basic and reliable potato chip. If you do end up becoming a chip connoisseur, you can expand your horizon by trying different kinds of chips. Sweet potato chips for example, a different kind of potato that has a very interesting and sweet taste to it (as the name would suggest).

Do people even know that French fries are not even French? Can you believe that? French fries are Belgium fries. BELGIUM. This misconception originates from World War I. When American forces arrived in Belgium, they thought they arrived in France. Ever since then, the “French” fries have been mislabeled to this day.

So wherever and whenever you find yourself, always remember to eat chips.






With the dips :steamhappy:











Update: If you actually did read all of this and understand where I am coming from, I applaud you. Yes, it is unusual to be ranting about a very frivolous subject. Especially on a gaming platform. But look on the bright side, nobody cares because they are too busy playing their videogames. So in that case, I will continue with some more ranting. Does Gen Z know who Charlie Chaplin is? Can youngsters these days sit through a classic black and white film? Or would they rather scroll through their social medias and get their brain all foggy. I challenge all you tiktokers to have a conversation with me face to face. Maintaining eye contact and without checking your phone for 1 minute. That's what all you clout chasers do anyway, you loooove challenges and seeing who could be better than one another. Stop comparing yourself to other people, focus on building the best version of yourself, keep your head high and achieve your dreams. You got this.
PantyInhaler 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56am 
I, a fellow chip lover, greatly appreciate this work of art, characterised by passionate words of fulfilment and love towards a milestone in human history.

After exhausting all Dorito™ flavours, you may also feel inclined to 'dip' your taste buds in the other varying flavours when it comes to chips. I myself have delightfully indulged in Twisties™. While I can appreciate the flavours that differ from the original, such as Chicken flavoured Twisties™ or even Chilli, I, like a 3 month old seeking the breasts of their mother, cannot help but go straight for the original Cheese flavoured Twisties™ without hesitation. With such an impactful flavour, I find it unavoidable for my taste buds to linger towards such perfection, all while knowing that each and every Twistie™ is not the same. Now i'm not talking about flavour, no, i'm talking about shape, size, thickness, density, curvature, whether it's tapered or, dare I say it... straight!?
PantyInhaler 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56am 
I'm sorry.
At this point, i'm almost too afraid to even say it. That word... straight. It gets me every time...

While I myself appreciate all Twisties™ from around the world, every flavour and colour, every shape and size no matter how big or small, I just... I can't. It goes against the very nature of the perfection I once sought to base my life upon, the very gift I wanted to pass down to the future chip-appreciating generations to come. I thought it was perfect, IT WAS PERFECT I SAY!

But alas, sometimes a good thing, must be exposed for the evil it hides within its mysterious cloak of righteousness. Sometimes, we must hold these lies accountable for what they truly are. Sometimes, we must speak up and raise our fists and voices at the criminal actions of these corporations!
PantyInhaler 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55am 
Hence, I am calling on you, fellow reader, to join me in my quest. I seek to abolish all of these pretend chips, whom wear the name 'Twistie™', yet are entirely str... *sniffs* *wipes tears away* Apologies. Yet are entirely straight in appearance and form. This evil must be put to an end I say!
They cannot continue to sell us these lies and expect us to just accept it, which is why I need YOU, to help me. I cannot trek this journey alone. I need warriors of courage. Soldiers of fearlessness. Men and women that are willing to sacrifice their very own life to right this wrong, and leave a defiant mark in our history, a bold statement of truth to rid Twisties™ of their 'straighties' FOR GOOD!

Then we will be able to eternally enjoy our delicious Twisties™ in peace, knowing their will never be another invasion of 'straighties' again.









Oh, wait a second..









Someone loaded my packet of Twisties™ with Dr. Calamari's Belgium Fries...
Frank 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:01am 
what the skibidi
Frank 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:20pm 
what the sigma
TheLastDeathNOTE 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
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