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Quackodemon Jun 28, 2024 @ 1:26pm 
Own a musket for safe house defense, since that's what Bain intended. Four Dozers break into my safe house. "What in the Dentist?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first Dozer, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second Dozer, miss him entirely because it's low accuracy and nail a fleeing civilian. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two Dozers in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off bank alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the swat to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Bain intended.
virtue Jun 25, 2024 @ 3:37am 
single ecm crew chief on top
ozy Mar 8, 2024 @ 8:47pm 
:steamhappy:
yaer Mar 7, 2024 @ 9:30am 
azumanga pfp = pedophile :balatro_death::balatro_death::balatro_death::balatro_death:
krxxk gaúcho Mar 7, 2024 @ 9:29am 
ahh u mad
ozy Mar 6, 2024 @ 10:32pm 
:steamhappy:
krxxk gaúcho Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:49am 
tolerate this ratio
Johnny Peligro Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:27am 
not gonna keep tolerating being randomly blocked. goodbye friend
Johnny Peligro Apr 1, 2021 @ 11:27am 
what in the actual fug lmao, I decided to check my profile because i changed something on it and i saw the new name in the comments
Johnny Peligro Mar 29, 2021 @ 3:59pm 
lmao
yaer Mar 29, 2021 @ 3:52pm 
Hi john, hope you're doing well. While you say I am gay I am actually severely heterosexually doing your mom. Easy mistake to make.
Johnny Peligro Mar 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm 
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Johnny Peligro Mar 29, 2021 @ 12:44pm 
:)
krxxk gaúcho Mar 29, 2021 @ 11:10am 
Yeah I did, we may disagree on some things but I wish you the same
Johnny Peligro Mar 29, 2021 @ 10:51am 
idk if you saw my reply, so: Thanks for wishing me gud birthday. Hope you're having a good time
sushi Feb 28, 2021 @ 6:01am 
+rep you know when you cut your foot and your granddad comes out, wednesdays am i right forsenSleeper
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yaer Apr 25, 2020 @ 7:35am 
:CoppuhPeasant:
Johnny Peligro Apr 12, 2020 @ 9:32am 
NNANAN NANANA NANA ABATMANTSSA
krxxk gaúcho Mar 21, 2020 @ 3:30pm 
jes
yaer Mar 21, 2020 @ 1:37pm 
-REP. Stole my epic rap lyric and then chopped off my dogs head infront of me
Johnny Peligro Dec 4, 2019 @ 7:19pm 
johnny guitar
krxxk gaúcho Dec 4, 2019 @ 3:49pm 
Who's john
yaer Dec 4, 2019 @ 12:05pm 
Have you heard of john ligma?
Johnny Peligro Oct 22, 2019 @ 5:41pm 
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Madalovin Dec 25, 2018 @ 6:24pm 
Merry Christmas
krxxk gaúcho Aug 21, 2018 @ 6:59pm 
gang weed
Rose Aug 21, 2018 @ 6:58pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ gang ♥♥♥♥

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Rose Aug 21, 2018 @ 6:50pm 
-rep he gave me aids
hamazy11 Aug 12, 2018 @ 8:04am 
HAHA yes
Ŧhe Punisher Aug 4, 2018 @ 7:07pm 
ACEPTAME CORDOBES CULIADO
Sr.J500 Jul 25, 2018 @ 11:18am 
muchos brazucas :2018salienbeast1:
GoyDroid Jul 17, 2018 @ 10:10am 
Boa tarde Senhor John, nós da Sociedade de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 9 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;

3) Ainda que 9 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de próstata, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;
Johnny Peligro May 9, 2018 @ 12:39pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ u ded :'(
Johnny Peligro Apr 18, 2018 @ 4:01pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
76561198348787458 Feb 15, 2018 @ 7:14am 
u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
chris Jan 8, 2018 @ 9:30am 
Hey I Just Thought U Were Cute Juding By Ur Profile Pic, Just Wondering If We Could Be Friends
Madalovin Dec 25, 2017 @ 6:36am 
:UltimateSheep: Merry Christmas!
dtn Nov 14, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
xD
Johnny Peligro Oct 25, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
black man of black descendance.
Slifer™ Oct 10, 2017 @ 7:06am 
Added for rocket launcher
Ale Oct 8, 2017 @ 5:00pm 
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Yankee with no Brim Oct 2, 2017 @ 1:52pm 
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OvenRoastedBalls Aug 16, 2017 @ 3:07pm 
+rep hes my dad so this is why i +rep
Johnny Peligro Jun 10, 2017 @ 5:07pm 
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, >100 reddit karma!
 ShellShock  Jun 3, 2017 @ 10:10pm 
bah meo, bora tomar um chimarrão tche :steamhappy:
SuperKamiDende May 28, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
+rep great trader, 70 gold bags for depression
Abysswangs May 19, 2017 @ 8:28am 
kk eae men