Recent reviews by krxxk gaúcho

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THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: nvm i beat the yeti

Just finished playing Backbone, currently lost for words man, crying real tears bro, this is quite possibly, quite literally, sincerely, the worst possible game I have ever played. My eyes are dripping with blood, currently on my way to the emergency room.

this is like growing up without the mental illness

There was a man called Dead Rising, Dead Rising had a brother, Assassin's Creed, who was married to a beautiful woman called Far Cry, however, little did she know that Assassin's Creed was cheating on her with Dead Island, who was pregnant with Assassin's Creed's child, one day Dead Rising met Dead Island at a bar and she began talking about her boyfriend, who seemed oddly familiar, he then put 2-&-2 together and realized that his brother was cheating on his wife with the woman right in front of him, upon telling this to Far Cry she was extremely upset and promptly divorced Assassin's Creed, a few months later, Dead Island gives birth but before she could even name her son she flees back to her home country of Poland, it was then that Assassin's Creed saw what kind of person Dead Island truly was, and wanted to set things right with his ex-wife. Far Cry eventually did give him a second chance, and they both named their handsome and talented son: Dying Light, and they lived happily ever after.

Definitely one of my top 2 payday games.

Do not believe the jew in the comment section.

It's not horrible.

Walk out of spawn
Die
Respawn in 30 seconds
Walk out of spawn
Die

it's pretty good

good game

This is the greatest game of all time, but it is almost completely unplayable to most people and has been for the past half decade. Go to save dot tf to help, what little we can do