First Law of Bicycling:
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A.P. Herbert
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Things past redress and now with me past care.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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QOTD:
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
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Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
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Nothing endures but change.
-- Heraclitus
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Peter: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
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Ma ♥♥♥♥♥ Blyat friend

+rep good friend ;)

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best mate ever +rep