CPU
AMD FX-8350 OC'd @ 4.3 GHz - The House Warmer

CPU Cooling
Zalman CNPS10X Optima - The Fake Hyper 212 EVO

Motherboard
ASUS M5a97 R2.0 - Don't buy this.

Graphics Card
MSI GTX 970 4G - Buy this.

GPU Cooling
Stock

RAM
Red 16 GB (4x4 GB) G.SKILL DDR3 - Matches my my case, but not my motherbaord.

Storage
Samsung 850 PRO 256 GB - Fast
WD Green 750 GB Internal - Dying
Seagate 1 TB Internal - Okay
WD 750 GB External - Meh

Sound Card
On Board

Power Supply
EVGA G1 650 W 80+ Gold - It's black, not gold.

Case
NZXT H440 Black and Red w/ Cougar Vortex case fans - The Hogg AKA The Suffocator - Who needs 5.25" bays anyway?

Operating System
Windows 7 Professional 64bit - Yes

Monitors
QNIX 27" 1440p OC'd @ 96Hz - The Shower
ViewSonic 24" 1080p - Left Nut
ASUS 22" 1080p - Right Nut

Keyboard
CM Storm QuickFire XT - Blue Switches - The Clacker

Mice
Logitech G502s - The Smacker
Logitech G400s - The Backhander

Why do I have two?

Mouse Pad
SteelSeries Qck - Goes under the mouse, I think.

Headphones
Sennheiser 598 - Soundstage Unlimited

Microphone
Blue Yeti - The Space Taker AKA Sits In Front Of My Monitors Because I Have Nowhere Else To Put It AKA The Monitor Blocker