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Rehire your dev team.

MELTED MY PC, 10/10! Will try again once I have more beef

At first I thought it was just about the clicks, but then I realized the clicks are only a small part of a bigger click that eventually leads to faster and more constant clicks. Then it all clicked, this isn't Elden Ring, but that's okay!

This game is wild, its the Hong Kong of gaming. I will most likely be back.

Tijuana.

Imagine if Zeus banged Godzilla and then you had to fight Zueszilla and that fool was trying to straight up roast you with electricity and radiation like it was some sort of Korean BBQ festival and all you had was your tiny sword and couldn't hurt the mofo because you're still level 10 and haven't unlocked your main skills yet, that plus Dark Souls. This game is TIGHT.

Ah, brace yourselves for the riveting experience that is 7 Days to Die, the game where Millennial gamer's go to retire! Ever wanted to subject yourself to a game that feels like a punishment for sins you didn’t even commit? Look no further, because this game is your one-way ticket to utter disappointment and existential questioning.

The title itself, "7 Days to Die," is as imaginative as a stale cracker. Seven whole days of hoping for the sweet release of death while navigating through a world that looks like it was designed by a sleep-deprived intern using MS Paint. The graphics? Oh, they make cave drawings look like high-definition masterpieces.

Engage in the revolutionary crafting system, where you collect the same mundane materials over and over again to craft...the same mundane materials! It’s like a never-ending cycle of tedium designed to make you question your life choices.

And glitches? Oh, they're not glitches, they're the game’s way of saying, "Surprise! We’re too lazy to fix this mess." Experience the joy of falling through the map or witnessing your character morph into a contortionist stuck in a wall.

To sum it up, 7 Days to Die is a must-play if you enjoy subjecting yourself to mind-numbing torture and have a profound love for disappointment. It’s the gaming equivalent of staring at a blank wall and hoping for entertainment. Enjoy your descent into gaming mediocrity! I give this game a 10/10, if 10 was pure regret.

This game makes MW3 look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. Worth the buy if its on sale.

Who needs literal crack when this game exists?

great battle system
great materia system
give money

tight